You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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National security?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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