- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than this That :(

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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