What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

antijoke is the best website.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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