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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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