Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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hello anomonous

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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I love you

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Anti Joke

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