A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

justin beiber sucks

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Horse.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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