- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

I love alchohol!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Tilt your screen back .

baloney sandwich

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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