- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Roses are flowers.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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