- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

your face

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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