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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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