You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

A women left the kitchen.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Please ignore this statement.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Who invented apple? God

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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