- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Male leadership.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Iif your reading this ur gay

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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