- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Women's rights.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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