Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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How old are you? 7

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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