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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A: Do you like it B: No

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

European on my shoes, buddy.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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