a man makes a bad joke

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Lil Wayne

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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