What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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