- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what are three short words? i a am

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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