- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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