Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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