Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A women left the kitchen.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Who invented apple? God

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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