What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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