- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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