What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Bob Saget that is all

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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