- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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