Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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This is a joke.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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