Knock Knock Who's there

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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