what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

women rights

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Brain fart

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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