- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

This is a joke.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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