- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Hello.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

tea with milk?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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