- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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