- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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