- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Male leadership.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Penis

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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