- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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