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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

womens rights

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

black people swimming

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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