- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Who is John Galt?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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