the sky is green no it is not

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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