- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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