- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

tea with milk?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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