- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Neither have I

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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