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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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