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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Hello.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

tea with milk?

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