why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Anti Joke

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