What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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