Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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