- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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