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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

why does the man appear fat he is

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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