-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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