Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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