George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

The FCC

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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The New York Giants

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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