- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

My wife made me a sandwich

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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