There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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