Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Sarah Palin.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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A man died.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A dyslexic blind man

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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