- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

BIG MAC'S

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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