how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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