- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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