Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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did you stub your toe?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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