Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Religion.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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