Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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