What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

you give like i give lomain

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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