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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Women's rights.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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