why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Abortion

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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guess what what ...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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