- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Golf.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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