Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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star wars kid

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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