Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Im gay What about you

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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