- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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