A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

what's black? a lot of things.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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