Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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