- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

I'm so punny.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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