- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

This is a random Anti joke.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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