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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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