Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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