why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Bob Saget that is all

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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