- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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