- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

learn. advance!

Chuck Norris.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Bitch

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

what looks like a banana? a penis

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