- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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