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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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