What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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