- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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