How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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