- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I went to school. Then I came home.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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