- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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