- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Anti Jokes = Drained

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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