Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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american idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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