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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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