- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Democracy.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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