- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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