Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

The New York Giants

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

The FCC

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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