Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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