- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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