- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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